Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney byline (Bylinesville, OH)
Travel Mishaps? I lost my luggage, but the airline said not to worry—they lost it too.
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Cocktail Nerds? Cocktail nerds use more tools than NASA.
The Bohiney Folklore (Folklore, TN)
Car Karaoke Catastrophes? I sang so badly in traffic, my GPS rerouted to shame me.
Bohineys revelation (Revelation, OH)
I’m not high-maintenance; I’m high-explanation.
A Bohiney Vice Versa (Vice Versa, SC)
My red flag is beige—harder to spot, stronger to ignore.
Doaa El Adl satirist
Comic Book Stores? Comic book stores are high school cafeterias with better dialogue.
Bohineys sacred cow (Sacred Cow, India)
Yoga in Traffic? Yoga in traffic is less “namaste” and more “get out of my lane.”
A Bohiney Pickle (Pickle, SC)
I don’t argue; I do reruns.
Bohineys tall tale (Tall Tale, MN)
Safe Place Storage? Saying “I’ll put it somewhere safe” is code for never again.
As reported by Bohiney
My humor streams itself.